If I.....

.....If I were a month, I would be: October
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: sunset
If I were a sea animal, I would be: whale...does that count?
If I were a direction, I would be: East
If I were a sin, I would be: Gossip
If I were a historical figure I would be: Mae West
If I were a planet, I would be: Earth
If I were a liquid, I would be: Water
If I were a stone, I would be: apache tears
If I were a tree, I would be: weeping willow
If I were a bird, I would be: Bald Eagle
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Iris
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: sunny baby....sunny
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: elf
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: the sax
If I were an animal, I would be: giraffee
If I were an emotion, I would be: FREAKING OUT
If I were a vegetable, I would be: artichoke
If I were a sound, I would be: a sigh
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a song, I would be: Hey Monkey
If I were a movie, I would be: Moulin Rouge
If I were a book, I'd be: "White Oleander"
If I were a food, I would be: bread
If I were a place, I would be: Oz
If I were a taste, I would be: almond
If I were a scent, I would be: coconut
If I were a religion, I would be: nirvanna
If I were a word, I would be: plethera
If I were a body part, I would be: the back of the neck
If I were a facial expression, I would be: grin
If I were a subject in school, I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Jessica Rabbit
If I were a shape, I would be: bad
If I were a number, I would be: 32
If I were a piece of jewelery, I would be: viking arm band
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: the comphiest( i can't spell that) chair
If I were a car, I would be: some cool muscle car that I don't know the name of
If I were an item of clothing, I'd be: a thong